The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!