Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...