Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...