I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!