There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
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The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
How To Be A Man!
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