Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...