7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...