The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...