Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...