I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...