Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...