A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...