yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...