Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...