Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...