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Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...