A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...