The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...