Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...