Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...