Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...