Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...