An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.