The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...