Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...