Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...