One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...