Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1