Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...