The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...