Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...