I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...