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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...