Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.