Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...