your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...