My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...