What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Caterpillar jokes
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Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...