Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...