George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Solving a problem
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A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...