Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...