3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...