Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...