Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...