More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...