Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!