Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...