Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.