What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...