Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...